Mini-Review: If you're in any way related to Adam Sandler, there's a good chance that you'll be crying in the shower at some point during this film's first week of release. Personally, I'm quite excited to see what Mr. Sandler does next, but only if what he does next is retire.

Mini-Review: Let's get tothe brass tacks here: Abduction is not only the worst film ever made, it is the worst THING humanity had ever devised. I'd personally rate it a notch or two higher than the Holocaust. Taylor Lautner plays his part with an emotional range that would make Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Alec Guinness. The truly terrifying thing is that his acting is not the worst part of the film. I recently heard a rumor that owning a copy of Abduction in Germany is punishable by five years in prison.

Mini-Review: The film isn't terribly good, but the premise is fascinating in a Philip K. Dick sort of way.

Mini-Review: A visually ugly film with incoherent plot, wooden characters, and insipid dialog. One of the more unpleasant experiences I've had at the movies - and I was once mugged in a movie theater.