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emprahporky
	Flick Fan - 48 Films Ranked Member Since: Feb 27, 2011 Location: USA

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Captain Apache (1971) - Mar 20, 2011

Mini-Review: HOLY GOD LEE VAN CLEEF IN TARZAN UNDERWEAR THERE IS NO GOD THERE IS NO GOD THERE IS NO GOD.

Training Day (2001) - Mar 08, 2011

Mini-Review: Denzel is a god in this movie. King Kong ain't got shit on him.

Aliens (1986) - Mar 08, 2011

Mini-Review: GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER

The Matrix Reloaded (2003) - Mar 05, 2011

Mini-Review: THE RAVE SCENE OH GOD THE RAVE SCENE THE RAVE SCENE. OH NO THEY GOT THAT KFC DUDE TO SPOUT WORDS THAT ONLY EXIST IN THE VOCABULARIES OF NERDS OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT

The Matrix Revolutions (2003) - Mar 05, 2011

Mini-Review: Smith and guy who play real world Smith (Bane is his name IIRC) are pretty cool. Rest= Total shit

100

Mulholland Drive (2001) - Mar 05, 2011

Mini-Review: If only more movies included lesbian sex scenes then we would have a perfect world.

Black Hawk Down (2001) - Mar 05, 2011

Mini-Review: All in all good movie but I find it a bit too repetitive. Also I think they could have humanized the Somalis a bit more. Yes, the main point of the movie was on the American's but the book at least included Somali perpectives both militia and civilian.

Judgment Night (1993) - Mar 04, 2011

Mini-Review: Now if this was a review for the soundtrack, then the score would be 1000000000000 out of 100 because holy shitcakes Batman. I mean, MOTHERFUCKING SLAYER AND MOTHERFUCKING ICE T ARE COVERING THE MOTHERFUCKING EXPLOITED. JESUS H CHRIST AND THAT'S ONLY ONE SONG.

No Country for Old Men (2007) - Mar 04, 2011

Los Nuevos extraterrestres (1983) - Mar 04, 2011

Mini-Review: 5 for Trumpy and the cat.

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