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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) - Jul 04, 2009

Mini-Review: Michael Bay is a terrible human being who hates you.

Into the Wild (2007) - Sep 22, 2007

Mini-Review: Fairly disappointing hagiography of a contradiction of a young man, the brave, brash, and unprepared Chris McCandless. Beautiful nature photography obscures the fact that this turned the book's wily, unpredictable protagonist into some profound hippie bastard.

Wild Zero (2000) - Sep 22, 2007

Mini-Review: Surprisingly fun and acerbic zombie rock comedy, with lots of great music and a mind-melting set of plot twists. The DVD drinking game bumps this up to 100.

Eastern Promises (2007) - Sep 22, 2007

Mini-Review: Unerrving crime saga with a beguiling structure that reveals more upon a second glance.

Hulk (2003) - Aug 13, 2007

Mini-Review: Nick Nolte becomes a jellyfish, the Hulk stares at algae and beats his girlfriend, and Josh Lucas dies in 2D, while they all shoot off into the clouds because Nick Nolte found that wire too tasty. Get stoned.

Never Been Kissed (1999) - Aug 13, 2007

Mini-Review: Winning cast, even if Drew is miscast. Aimiable, forgettable stuff.

Down to Earth (2001) - Aug 13, 2007

Mini-Review: Rock adlibs can't rise this one joke premise from the dead. Rock still hasn't found a suitable cinematic vehicle- sadly this might be as close as he gets.

Wild Wild West (1999) - Aug 13, 2007

Mini-Review: Kline and Smith have zero chemistry, and the Fresh Prince is utterly painful. Kenneth Branaugh has never been so unlikeable. Dodgy effects and pointless, pacing-free action sequences. Also, lots of just plain strangeness.

Rent (2005) - Aug 13, 2007

Mini-Review: Sheer fucking torture. Atonal, poorly performed, lackluster direction, and a cast ten years too old for its roles. Who's New York was this?

Reign of Fire (2002) - Aug 13, 2007

Mini-Review: For the undemanding dragon fan, this will do nicely. Matt McConaughey is batshit insane, and Christian Bale complements him nicely, but there's just not enough dragon stuff. Still, divebombing firebreathers is pretty gnarly.

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