Mini-Review: Um.. fantastic? No, not really. But it's a fun time.
Mini-Review: PIRATES! SPONGES! DAVID HASSELLHOFF! THE CUTE CHICK FROM SPIDER-MAN 2! YOU MUST SEE THIS MOVIE!
Mini-Review: Quality film with an amazing opening. JOHHHHHNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mini-Review: The Politics are a bit disturbing, but it's a top film, beautifully shot, yadda yadda. Tony Leung is astonishing.
Mini-Review: Good hot sexy thriller.
Mini-Review: It looks kind of pretty but it has less heart than the Star Wars prequels. Terrible piece of shit.
Mini-Review: Boring vague attempt at intelligent sci-fi action. Boring dialogue, boring set-pieces, boring direction. Yawn.
Mini-Review: Not bad. Kind of gentle, reasonably fun, good performances.
Mini-Review: Well done for destroying a franchise, George.