Mini-Review: Only Ed Wood could manage to write a BAD movie featuring a reverse gang rape.

Mini-Review: This is terrible for a movie, but it's even worse for a live action Street Fighter movie. Which says a lot, considering the only other movie in that category. Enjoy fine dialogue such as "Your father has been the milk of my operation, but even milk has an expiration date". Laugh as "that kinda hot girl from Smallville" tries and fails to carry a Hollywood film all on her own. Cry as Robin Shou mispronounces "Ryu". Despair as Chris Klein sets the craft of acting back to the precambrian era.

Mini-Review: Welcome... to EXPOSITION PARK. Damned awful and just silly. "High bar'd the raptor" should be right there with "jumped the shark" and "nuked the fridge."

Mini-Review: Well, the music and cinematography create a nice atmosphere, but everything going on within it is terrible. With horrible dialogue from marginal actors that turn in stiff and awkward performances, a completely nonsensical script, and some almost Wood-esque editing, S. Darko couldn't stand on it's own even if it didn't have the immediate disadvantage of pretending to be a sequel to a much better film.

Mini-Review: The first 15 minutes of Batman Begins are better than the last three Batman movies combined. Proof that, when taken seriously by people who really understand the source material, comic book movies can be as compelling as anything else.