guy piranha
TCI: not enough ratings
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Bio: fine chariot, but where are the horses?
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| 60 40% | Late Night with the Devil (2023) - Rated 24 Apr 2024
"Arguably the 70s aesthetics are pretty well done, but everything else is lagging behind. Dastmalchian doesn't have tv-personality levels of charisma, nor did anyone else stand out, except for ingrid torelli, who didn't need that lame demonic voiceover. The ad-breaks are just as frustrating and continuation breaking as real ads would've been, great job with that."
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| 6 0% | Cade: The Tortured Crossing (2023) - Rated 24 Apr 2024
"I'd pay good money if someone turned this into the phantasmagoria-style point & click adventure it already looks like a let's play of. Seriously though, breen is so in on it, probably has been for a while now. Whatever "artistic" aspirations he might've had once have been replaced by a simple "minimum investment/maximum payout"-strategy that obviously works well enough to keep him going, if not exactly fed and healthy looking. Fun watch. Once. Drugs!"
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| 35 9% | Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour (2023) - Rated 25 Mar 2024
"i know OF taylor swift, but couldn't pin a single song on her. even after 30 minutes of this. she's obviously some kind of phenomenon, and i can only guess why: she's so streamlined, trite and mediocre that she can target just about anyone as an audience without ever rubbing someone the wrong way. wow. now that's putting the "artificial" in art. it's no surprise this can be viewed on disney+."
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| 75 81% | The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017) - Rated 19 Feb 2024
"Greek mythology doesn't always translate that well to screen, but there's enough here to ponder the concepts of elitism, justice, penance and cowardice. Plus, the style is all kubrick, and lanthimos is one of the few to pull it off legitimately. I love all the complaints about how the acting is so wooden, especially considering the top tier actors on board. So...yeah...must've been a mistake or something."
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| 8 1% | Infinite (2021) - Rated 19 Feb 2024
"I give this an 8, because if it's turned 90 degrees it becomes the infinity sign! There IS another reason, however..."
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| 90 98% | Poor Things (2023) - Rated 05 Feb 2024
"Emmancipating Frankenstone"
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| 80 90% | The Favourite (2018) - Rated 05 Feb 2024
"Lanthimos spoon-feeds hollywood its own tribalist-hedonistic decadency and they love him for it. So cool."
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| 65 54% | The Fall of the House of Usher (2023) - Rated 09 Jan 2024
"The more it unravels, the less interesting it gets, up to a point when it's straight out dull to a "rich people are stupid and evil"-level and the "good" character starts monologuing about real wealth coming from family and love and yeah...yawn."
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| 60 40% | Influencer (2023) - Rated 24 Nov 2023
"She kills influencers for a living? I can not possibly be more attracted to this woman."
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| 75 81% | The Killer (2023) - Rated 24 Nov 2023
"Slow and methodical like its protagonist, fincher does a movie like this in his sleep. Which might have the downside that most people will watch it in theirs."
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