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hellboy76
Celluloid Junkie - 3350 Films Ranked
Member Since: Sep 19, 2010
Location: Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Featured Reviews
68 Pom Poko (1994) - Oct 09, 2010
Mini-Review: If you love raccoon ball sacks and the many magical things they can do with them, then this is right up your alley.
15 Weekend at Bernie's II (1993) - Sep 25, 2010
Mini-Review: If you didn't think playing with a corpse was hiliarious the first time around, boy will this film not change your opinion.
27 The Big Green (1995) - Oct 09, 2010
Mini-Review: I think the best thing about this film is the cover, a young chubby ginger taking a soccer ball to the gonads.
39 The Next Karate Kid (1994) - Sep 21, 2010
Mini-Review: Very confusing, Ralph Macchio's tits got huge, then he went on to win two Academy Awards as a woman, but one was for pretending to be a dude.
36 Twilight (2008) - Dec 04, 2010
Mini-Review: Vampires playing softball whilst softly sparkling.
64 The Jacket (2005) - Sep 20, 2010
Mini-Review: I was more entertained by this than I probably should have been. It subtly tries to fuck the vagina of your mind, but ends up hitting the asshole instead. I am not sure what I mean there. Some good performances.
8 Mr. Nanny (1993) - Oct 09, 2010
Mini-Review: I think Randy "Macho Man" Savage would have pulled this one off.