Mini-Review: "A reboot is definitely in order here."
Mini-Review: "There's a reason this went straight to DVD, folks."
Mini-Review: "It's "bad art," they'll say. That's fine, for the rest of us there's always a haven in the appreciation of "bad art.""
Mini-Review: "...a film that joyfully celebrates the power of the human spirit in all its glory."
Mini-Review: "...it informs everything we know today about watching movies."
Mini-Review: "...not only ridiculously lame but sickeningly contrived."
Mini-Review: "...in the end, with a character that repellent and a message so heavy handed, there is no need to commit ourselves to this bitter, merciless film."
Mini-Review: "As you can imagine there are too many things going on here and the film suffers from it."