Mini-Review: 5 points. One for Matt Damon, one for Chris Rock, one for Will Ferrell and the automatic two for paralyzing my brain effectively for 100 minutes to escape the dismal void that is existence.

Mini-Review: Its certainly alarming, although any anti-capitalist isn't going to be particularly shocked. It still has that pie-eyed optimism that these documentaries all seem to share, taking for granted that our apathy will be shattered before, and not after, huge portions of Americans start rotting up the sidewalks with the smell of old death.

Mini-Review: Clearly what happened here is the Zionist media got a hold of this political satire about the consequences of a comically bloated military industrial complex and watered the message down with fart jokes so only the most mindless of children would enjoy it. Yeah, I'm sure thats what happened. At least it's better than the jingoist fodder the post-9/11 world has delivered. (abridged review: dumb, dumb movie)