Mini-Review: Wish my vacations were like this, hot girl, beer, and annoying college kids chucking themselves into my wood chipper.
Mini-Review: Should have taken more time to fully introduce us to the characters. Most of the time I had just an inkling of what was going on. A lot of the Important events are just spoken about and we get a few flashbacks, and even when we see what is happening I was just left wondering why everyone was so tense. I just pretended this movie was about a guy who has his favorite lighter stolen, and then comes up with a really elaborate scheme to get it back.
Mini-Review: This movie had me at hello, of course the hello came from a guy's anus. One final note that one bitch liked her some eggs!
Mini-Review: The only other experience in life that can compare to watching a 3 hour Lynch film is taking an ice pick dipping it in hot sauce, then proceeding to shove it up your urethra. After the burning subsides take the same said ice pick jam it in your forehead and give it a good whirl. Only after that go on the internet and have some douche tell you that you just don't understand the movie the way he does.
Mini-Review: It's a great movie there's not much else to say, but my one and only complaint and this goes for the whole Alien film series. Why do I have to look at Sigourney Weaver's masculine physique in every damn movie? I mean it's understandable that there are going to be a few shots of her skimpily dressed, but the camera angles on some of those scenes I mean come on! For example at the end of this movie when she's getting undressed to go into the sleep chamber, I can tell she had a full bush.
Mini-Review: Game Over Man, Game Over!
Mini-Review: Much better than quarantine, the remake copied everything from this one and still managed to suck monkey balls. I especially liked seeing the old grandma rip people to shreds while wearing a nightgown. In a few scenes I was worried I might get an eye full of granny beaver, but to my relief she was wearing undies.