Mini-Review: Opening credits were wild! With Daniel Craig in this film, it was almost like watching James Bond. Had a shit ton of Mara's tits in it, too, which was awesome. Stayed pretty true to the novel, with some discrepancies that only real asshole purists would give a shit about. Great film. Good way to start 2012.

Mini-Review: With the BBC's Sherlock setting the bar for the perfect Holmes portrayal, it's hard for anything else to compete. Movie doesn't have a very satisfying mystery, but it is a lot of fun. If you can get past a loose interpretation of the source material, and of the characters themselves, this is actually a great action blockbuster.

Mini-Review: Holy shit, Steinfeld gave an amazing performance. Where is she now? Why isn't she doing a lot of shit now? Better than John Wayne. Solid. Best Western of the decade. Maybe of the last couple of decades. The shitty horseback scene at the end really was the only downer.

Mini-Review: Justin Timberlake was shit. Diaz was sorta hit or shit. Liked the scenes with Jason Segel. Film was funny, but only snort funny, not laugh out loud funny. The actual plot was shit, and scenes that advanced the plot were even greater shit.

Mini-Review: I found parts of this film to be rather slow, but as a whole, it was entertaining. It's awesome to see old people kicking the shit out of little shits.