Mini-Review: Just dreadful, there is nothing good about this film. The performances are particularly poor. Justin Timberlake struggles hugely, nobody is likeable, it's complete wank. It's also not a good advert for facebook, you know that thing that you play Farmville on.
Mini-Review: Includes a penis.
Mini-Review: Builds and builds and eventually gets there. That guy had a family, then he kissed another woman, and went up with the aliens. What happened to the family?
Mini-Review: Enjoyable, watched it with the kids, animation looks good.
Mini-Review: A lot of build up before Clint does something cool, unlike Gran Torino, when he does cool things from the start.
Mini-Review: A very tired genre, this doesn't breathe any new life into it.
Mini-Review: Spiiiiiiiiiiiiin but does it stop, or does it keep going?? Nobody cares.
Mini-Review: Comically inept secret service, a cartoon president, and some ridiculous moments, but Clint is awesome and keeps things together.