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Location: Louisville, KY, USA
|90 T10||Courier of Death (1984) - May 20, 2011
"Cheesy gunplay, bad acting, and a silly plot, but it's scummy enough and keeps things moving at a nice pace. The film is littered with wonderful montage-like scenes where J. D. is being flown from points A to B by a grumpy old guy, and these consist of random aerial footage overlayed with the two characters bitching at one another. It gives the film a boneheaded-otherworldly quality if that makes any sense. I insist that all fans of bad action flicks check it out, it's a doozie."
|30 T1||Rat Race (2001) - Aug 13, 2007
"In terms of relativity, the longest film I've ever seen."
|75 T7||Meatcleaver Massacre (1977) - Jul 05, 2011
"Including but not limited to: Christopher Lee rambling about spirits and Shamans in irrelevant bookends, bad mustaches, wanton murder, scattered shots that look like they're from an art film, booze, a cruddy and disconnected sexual encounter, terrible monster makeup, Laurel & Hardy film posters, demon-summoning coma-vengeance, weird music, dog named Poopers, and no meatcleavers...I'll never forget you, Meatcleaver Massacre."
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