recklessmess

recklessmess
Cinema Addict - 1326 Film Ratings
Member Since: 11 Feb 2008
Location: Newark, NJ, USA
Age: 46
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Bio: Rob Schneider's #1 fan.

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60 37% S.F.W. (1994) - Rated 10 Jan 2024
"This movie spoke to me, since I was a HS senior with obviously poor taste, but once I became an adult, it stopped speaking to me. I think because of the meds my psychiatrist prescribed, but I can't be sure."
40 23% The Heavenly Kid (1985) - Rated 02 Nov 2023
"Budget James Dean helps the kid from Iron Eagle get laid after dying in the lamest way possible. Meanwhile the mom, whose totally not the boss of him now, and dad, who, in fact, is going to take it, have to deal with the fact that their son, who's totally worthless and weak, is a total square. L7 to the max. Also, cameo by the dude from Empty Nest."
34 18% Five Nights at Freddy's (2023) - Rated 02 Nov 2023
"Now I wish Katniss let Peeta die. What an awful way to put lipstick on a pig. Actually, that's not accurate. The subject matter was a decent concept - crazy animatronics that come to life and murder you. The backstory added to pad the ridiculously absurd 109 minutes was completely unnecessary. I don't need to know why these things kill, or if I did, save it for a sequel five movies down the line. I feel bad for people who paid to see it in the theater."
88 94% Better Off Dead... (1985) - Rated 02 Nov 2023
"This movie got me through high school, and while I love John Cusack, I have to wonder about his beef with it. He walked out at the premier because it wasn't the movie he thought he was making. What movie did he think he was making? Was he like Danny from the Shining, who had no idea it was a horror flick? Come on John, Booger is your best friend and he's snorting real snow. WTF"
45 25% Arthur (1981) - Rated 30 Sep 2023
"What an insufferable piece of shit. I've never rooted harder for the bad guy before. And that laugh - every fucking other fucking word was a fucking giggle. As if."
84 83% Shaun of the Dead (2004) - Rated 09 Sep 2023
"I was initially put off by the spelling. Like, I mean, Shawn, or Sean, but SHAUN? Fucking Will Smith and his Pursuit of Happyness. First he punches Chris Rock on national TV, then this? I mean, couldn't he have at least punched Rob Schneider? lol, just kidding. Like Rob Schneider would be invited to the Academy Awards. Seriously, fuck that guy."
83 81% Hot Fuzz (2007) - Rated 09 Sep 2023
"I'm kind of starting to think that Simon Pegg does a lot of Douglas Adams type of movies. British humor is just so, different, I guess. I think it has to do with the weird electric plug they use over there. One time, on a train to Harrogate, the person sitting in front of me plugged her phone in to charge and got shocked. I laughed, but in a Monty Python sort of way."
80 72% The World's End (2013) - Rated 09 Sep 2023
"When I first watched this movie I was in a slightly altered state and couldn't figure out WHAT THE FUCK was going on. I mean, I thought it was a drinking movie. Aliens? But then I rewatched it in a slightly less altered state and enjoyed the hell out of it. Plus, Simon Pegg is a national treasure. Wait, I'm being told he's not American and his accent is real. mind. blown."
28 15% Moonfall (2022) - Rated 09 Sep 2023
"First Samwell Tarly cured greyscale, then he saved the earth/moon from nanobots. The dude is just straight up adorbs. The problem with this movie is that Nic Cage wasn't in it."
69 45% Benched (2018) - Rated 24 Aug 2023
"If you ever wanted to see what Dr. Cox would be like if he was a little league coach, this is your movie."