Mini-Review: Given all the hoopla surrounding "Star Wars: Episode III -- Revenge of the Sith," is it really too much to ask, after five previous films, nearly 30 years and untold billions of dollars, that George Lucas find someone -- anyone -- to help him write dialogue at more than an eighth-grade level?
Mini-Review: When was the last time anyone said "no" to George Lucas?
Mini-Review: As far as I'm concerned, "the Force" now refers to this film's marketing campaign and little else.
Mini-Review: Before long, the audience feels like it's chaperoning a Space Prom.
Mini-Review: The only thing "menacing" about a big cube spaceship is its capacity to bore you to death.
Mini-Review: This movie is like the overacting Olympics.
Mini-Review: No "Star Trek" film is worth its salt unless Klingons are getting blown up.
Mini-Review: This is the highest-grossing film in Japan's history, which really makes you wonder what kind of weed the Japanese have been smoking.