saudade
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Bio: I rate with complete subjectivity. If you don’t, you’re part of the problem. But I love you.
50 is my base. Everything above is some degree of entertaining/engrossing. Everything below is some degree of boring/unpleasant.
Recent Ratings
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| 20 8% | Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) - Rated 14 Apr 2024 |
| 50 36% | Notting Hill (1999) - Rated 08 Apr 2024
"More like Nodding Off. Played out like fanfiction and Julia plays a character that is either completely guarded or rude which left me scratching my ass why someone would fall in love with her."
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| 53 62% | A Fish Called Wanda (1988) - Rated 04 Apr 2024
"This movie doesn't deserve Kevin Kline's performance, and I don't deserve the nightmares I'm going to have of horny Jamie Lee Curtis licking her lips."
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| 61 90% | Dumb and Dumber (1994) - Rated 01 Apr 2024
"With different leads it would still have the appeal of being a buddy road movie, but it would be a highly mediocre one. This is only a classic because Jeff Daniels and Jim Carrey both light up the movie with joyously committed performances."
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| 51 49% | What Women Want (2000) - Rated 01 Apr 2024
"More like FeMel, am I right? Because of the lady thoughts."
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| 49 27% | The Bad News Bears (1976) - Rated 31 Mar 2024
"Felt like I was in the waiting room for a baseball comedy"
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| 20 8% | The Way, Way Back (2013) - Rated 31 Mar 2024
"I can't make eye contact with anyone who praises this. Uninspired, predictable, shat-out coming-of-age movie with the cookie cutterist characters and dialog. Bitchin wheels though."
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| 14 6% | Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024) - Rated 30 Mar 2024
"Money thrown ferociously at a terrible script again. I don't like watching animals or monsters getting hurt because I'm sensitive as the dickens, but sleepy Godzilla is adorable."
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| 48 26% | Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024) - Rated 25 Mar 2024
"Every young character is sarcastic, smug and unphased. Like nerdy Kardashians. It's unclear whether the goal was to be funny or impress tweens. Either way, their busting doesn't make anyone feel good. Highlights are the returning originals, Patton Oswalt giving much needed energy, and the special effects do deliver. After a dull pain of a first hour, the second half wraps things up more competently. It shouldn't be 2 hours anyway. 30 teenage minutes trimmed off the first half would do wonders."
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| 38 19% | The Cowboy and the Frenchman (1988) - Rated 23 Mar 2024 |
