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sensei
Film Freak - 649 Films Ranked
Member Since: Oct 12, 2007
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Bio: A 50/100 is an average movie based on my scoring. Unfortunately, I tend to watch good or great movies, so my tiers are a bit messed up!

100 - Platinum
90 - Gold
80 - Silver
70 - Good
60 - Decent
50 - Average
40 - Poor
20 - Very Bad
10 - Atrocious
00 - Malignant

There are two components I consider before arriving at a film's score.

1. Genre - A children's movie will be ranked with other children's movies in mind.

2. Overall appeal - how enjoyable the film is ignoring its genre.

Thus, it is possible for a film at the height of its genre to score in the 70 range. While I try to score films with their genres in mind -- it is silly to compare Seven Samurai with Dumb and Dumber -- the final score will lean heavily to my personal enjoyment.
Recent Rankings
70 Standard Operating Procedure (2008) - Feb 04, 2012
Mini-Review: Good presentation and it is interesting to hear the grunts explain themselves, but the film aspires to nothing more than that. I wanted psychiatric profiles, more challenging questions, and a better sense of people in charge who allowed this to happen. A huge missed opportunity.
80 Bobby Fischer Against the World (2011) - Jan 28, 2012
Mini-Review: An entertaining but shallow look at an intriguing man. There is some excellent file footage and artistic renderings of the Fischer-Spassky match as well. Also, Sam Sloan appears in this film. Sloan is legendary in the chess world for his creepiness, exhaustively autobiographical website, and his status as the only person to successfully argue a case before the US Supreme Court without a lawyer. google him on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
75 Scared Straight! (1978) - Jan 16, 2012
80 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) - Dec 04, 2011
Mini-Review: Brilliant first half, melodramatic and occasionally tedious second half. Fellowship is at its best when it is about adventuring, the nature of the ring, and showcasing beautiful locales. It is at its worst during its many silly battle scenes and melodramatic moments. I also question some of the changes Jackson made to the plot, particular his changes to the Saruman character.
80 Chungking Express (1994) - Aug 24, 2011
Mini-Review: I expected a bit more continuity between the two stories, I was a bit turned off by the sentimentality, and I normally don't like watching weird, creepy dudes fumble about in romance films... but I liked it, probably for the colourful world its cinematography depicts and its true-to-life supporting cast and extras. And somehow it is emotionally evocative.
90 The Staircase (2004) - Aug 20, 2011
Mini-Review: This would be a perfect documentary if it was honest in its presentation of the facts. Unfortunately, Lestrade omits many important facts as he shoehorns reality into his thesis. Biased presentation aside, it is one of the most complete depictions of a murder trial - from the perspective of the accused and defense team - ever. Its 6 hour running length is justified; it is the cinematic equivalent of a page turner. Warning: you may feel manipulated after learning more about the case.
60 Talking Funny (2011) - Aug 19, 2011
Mini-Review: This should've been an extended series and not a one-off episode. There are a few interesting anecdotes and discussions on the process of creating standup comedy, but it's mostly quite shallow. Perhaps the largest problem is Gervais, who is clearly out of his depth; his attempts to intellectualize standup comedy waste time, are awkward, and are rebuffed by his more experienced peers. He should've played the role of host rather than active participant.
40 Beginners (2011) - Aug 19, 2011
Mini-Review: This is what a boring, depressed, charmless artiste looks like. This is what his boring actress girlfriend looks like. This is their boring bereft-of-passion romance. These are his hipster friends who ironically tag brick walls. Here is his charming gay father. And this is his father's dog whose thoughts appear on screen as subtitles - QUIRKY! All characters lack emotional depth. Bach's suite no. 1 is almost as cliche as Pachabel's Canon in D at this point. And: Why was this rated R?
20 I Saw the Devil (2010) - Aug 11, 2011
Mini-Review: I am writing this with about 30 minutes left in the film. It is unbearably stupid. 15 minutes. I think I need to turn this off. It is so stupid, so cliched, so BORING. There are no interesting characters in this film! There are no interesting ideas in this film! The acting is actually decent, but the dialog and plot are so retarded it does not matter. The only thing that stands out is the grotesque violence. Good job on that, I suppose. STUPID. wow, what a fucking stupid ending lol.
80 The Social Network (2010) - Jul 02, 2011
Mini-Review: A great story adequately told. It would be better suited as a documentary or non-fiction novel.
 
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