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simplicio
Movie Buff - 135 Films Ranked
Member Since: Jan 24, 2010
Location: NYC, USA
Recent Rankings
42 The Help (2011) - Dec 31, 2011
Mini-Review: Fundamentally broken from the start- Taylor decided to make a BIG THINGS HAPPENING biopic based around the day to day racism experienced by southern black maids. So in lieu of big civil rights events, we get BIG ACTING HAPPENING. You can hardly blame the actresses; it's a terrible script full of half-baked signifiers and cliched archetypes instead of human interaction or development, and a director who's creatively incapable of anything beyond strictly utilitarian, mass market film-making.
83 Eye in the Sky (2007) - Oct 10, 2011
Mini-Review: Yau spent enough time working for Johnny To to assemble some seriously craftly structures here. The opening sequence in particular is an incredible piece of pinpoint geometry, a breathless introduction to a typically great ensemble of To players, made effortless by a perfect display of efficiency. The rest of the film has a slower, more peculiar cadence, emphasizing the melodrama and absurdity of a drawn out punchline, as it mirrors the fishhooks of an artificial, constructed version of karma.
78 Slacker (1991) - Oct 09, 2011
Mini-Review: Hazy, addled, softly paranoid, characters drifting like a swarm of gnats. Linklater conveys simultaneous empathy for and dismissal of his characters, while quietly, humorously toying with verity and viewer expectation. The meandering camera works well at underpinning all the emotionally stagnant weirdo discourse into an oddly lulling brew, and while the final segment isn't a violent revolution, it does provide a fitting catharsis, a tumbling swirl of film and the joy we've been lacking.
61 Cold Weather (2010) - Sep 10, 2011
Mini-Review: Not so much a melding of mumblecore and thriller as it is a schoolyard scuffle between the two. The dialogue attempting to tie them and provide plot points is weak enough to be distracting, especially as delivered by torpid hipsters. Rikoon brings in a breath of life at least, nervy and other and intriguing despite her bum lines and frequent absences from the screen. Really, it's Andrew Reed's camera (along with whoever did the beautiful Oregon location scouting) that deserves top billing.
18 Unstoppable (2010) - Jun 04, 2011
Mini-Review: So I watched this due to some coverage of it on a sound design website, and sure enough that lone element held some interest, a creative bright spot persevering in the face of extreme idiocy. Otherwise, Unstoppable feels oddly out of time, like it was made in an era before every single other thing here was crafted from the rotting undead flesh of cliche. And try as he might, Scott is unable to fully disguise the fact that his trains appear to be running at 1/3 their advertised speeds.
64 Knight and Day (2010) - Jun 04, 2011
Mini-Review: For all the years this spent in production hell, it's emerged with a surprising amount of quirk intact. It's smart enough to play to the psychotic puppydog energy of Cruise & Diaz; they're both plenty old enough to know better, and their commitment despite that just adds to the charm. It pokes good fun at the shorthand of the genre, but ultimately can't sustain the energy of the initial pace and gets bogged down in weepy rom-com family nonsense. Fun while it lasts though.
50 Steep (2007) - May 09, 2011
Mini-Review: While providing some amazing feats of camerawork, this doc largely fails to convey, in any tangible or relatable way, the things that drive these extreme skiers to launch themselves into peril. There's a surprising amount of purely ungainly footage, with skiers essentially shuffling down the snow and rocks they've just climbed. Far better are the more graceful, fluid skiing sequences, and the brief explorations of the ways this community views mortality.
64 Vengeance (2009) - Mar 20, 2011
Mini-Review: Messy and disjointed, composed of small brilliant fragments that are simply too disparate to stick together. If you approach this through the mindset of its own lead - communicating in a foreign language, forgetting every moment once it's passed - you'll note a very pure strain of To's resonant crafting. A massacre in a surgery, the great specificity of guns hidden throughout a junkyard, the alternate world of women and children, an endlessly floating flying disc, an army of rolling baled trash.
55 Ip Man (2008) - Mar 20, 2011
Mini-Review: Donnie Yen is the only thing happening here (okay, SImon Yam and some other bit players are fine); the film itself is a long drag through the brackish mud of convention. It hits all the expected notes, from character arcs to nationalism, without actually having anything to say. It wouldn't be as disappointing (who goes into a martial arts film expecting creative or aesthetic greatness?) had it not made such obviously failed attempts to explore the nature of people driven to fight competitively.
91 You Can Count On Me (2000) - Mar 07, 2011
Mini-Review: Lonergan crafts a quiet gem, beginning with a script that skirts the standard melodrama of family trauma by dealing in rubble rather than explosions. He's got the cast to make it work, picking up brilliant performances from everyone, and lacing it through with off-kilter humor that feels true to the small town experience without being insincere. Sammy and Terry are just so well drawn, prickly and needy and full of misplaced love and tension, and their history bleeds through unmentioned.
 
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