Mini-Review: "Those expecting a shock-a-minute gore-fest will most likely walk away scratching their head, but as a semi-homage to Dario Argento's Suspiria, The Woods is a creepy little winner."
Mini-Review: "We're basically left with a wild-eyed group of actors who probably had a lot more fun shooting When Do We Eat? than they did watching it."
Mini-Review: "It's a kung fu party, a loopy comedy, a gore flick, and a slap-your-forehead acid trip at the same time."
Mini-Review: "It's plainly evident that all of the filmmakers approached the subject matter with appropriate honor and respect. (In other words, this movie is no Pearl Harbor.)"
Mini-Review: "After sitting through the whole of Woodchipper Massacre you'll no doubt find yourself wondering how a movie this amateurish could ever find distribution. Hint: It's the title."
Mini-Review: "I loved this movie. Loved every last character, twist, kiss, joke and pie found within it."
Mini-Review: "...precisely the sort of mild and harmlessly familiar TV schmaltz that goes down easy - and leaves nary a trace."
Mini-Review: "Feels like something that was written, shot and glued together over the course of one drab and uneventful weekend."
Mini-Review: "Credit is definitely due to writer/directors Kim Roberts and Eli Despres for trying to come up with something a little brainier than "three chicks get killed in a cabin.""
Mini-Review: "A fast-paced and completely unapologetic love-letter to the old-school '80s splatter sequels like Friday the 13th Part 2 and Texas Chainsaw 2. (Gory, too!)"