Mini-Review: Fairly entertaining up until the climax, then it just drags on and you wish it would just end.
Mini-Review: Doesn't even do a good job of being a 'bad film'. Too polished. Kevin Sorbo cameo for the win, though.
Mini-Review: I enjoyed Kids in the Hall growing up, but I only just now watched the movie. I didn't like it as much as I had hoped. Steaming with mediocrity.
Mini-Review: Fairly dry during the middle, but the overall experience is pretty damn rewarding.
Mini-Review: Not sure if actual Japanese documentaries are that dry and unpolished or not, but it was otherwise a decent movie. Not all that scary, but fairly interesting if you had a lot of patience.
Mini-Review: Very little redeeming value from a critical standpoint, but I did like the epic battle near the end where tons of Vampires got shattered.
Mini-Review: Go watch a gore flick when you're done to wash off this trash and burn the TV you watch it on. It's the only true path to redemption.