Mini-Review: The whole trilogy is just pornography of the imagination. Nothing is left to the viewer, every single detail is shown, and yet what it's shown falls safely into a total predictability area which won't upset the simple minds of the watching masses. Everything is reassuringly as it should: Elves have long blonde hair, Uruk-hai are like Romero's zombies, Aragorn a macho man with stubble beard. The fair of triteness.