Mini-Review: I'm a Dapper Dan man.
Mini-Review: Come on, this movie is so much fun. It's funny as hell.
Mini-Review: This movie is really funny. Very generic, but I liked it.
Mini-Review: Gilliam proves himself to be one of the most creative directors of our time.
Mini-Review: I love Nic Cage, John Travolta, and especially John Woo. This is all three of those things.
Mini-Review: Kind of stupid, kind of funny.
Mini-Review: I blind-bought this movie and was extremely satisfied. Alex Proyas always gets me.
Mini-Review: Classic Coen, going back to their roots with a very Blood Simple-esque endeavor.
Mini-Review: About as good as modern horror comes. Both serious and satirical.
Mini-Review: This movie is great. I love John Cusack. I love the great music. I love hitmen. This is all of those things.