Mini-Review: Seen Conquers the Martians? Seen the Mexican Santa? You still cannot fathom this. Worst yet is the fact that it is all orchestrated so that you can see Thumbelina. I pity any child who was subjected to this and all those involved should be brought up on charges of child abuse. [Rifftrax rips this a new one like perhaps no other but reaches new levels of hilarity when the dilapidated long-ear shows up. MST3k never got me laughing that hard for that long. Bravo boys.]