Mini-Review: Samuel L. Jackson amazes me again, taking part in another pathetic production ("Snakes on a plane" was the first one)...well maybe not as idiotic as mentioned earlier. Idea and plot base were great...were. Construction of scenario reminds me Uwe Boll's movies, beside a few scenes that were good enough, the rest sucks the big way. Some special effects rise a score a bit but let's face it - another good story, mixed into bad acting, plastic scenes and a lot more poo than you can imagine.Stay away.

Mini-Review: Another blair-witch-like trial of making something delusional, something that have to shake and make you believe, at least in a part of it. Filming from hand is not the way to become original (it's overrated), most of the things are predictable, acting is on a good level if you didn't see many thrillers this type. I've seen enough...This is ridiculous...and the last scene is so damn pathetic that I almost exploded with laugh first time during a so-called horror movie. One-timer. A common one.

Mini-Review: Can't be totally "even-handed" here because I don't really like Julia Roberts (she's a nice woman but actresses crying for half of their career are not in my type). The only thing that saves this movie is choreography. All locations including Rome, Napoli, Bali and so on are just filmed perfectly and are a feast to the eye. Beside that: extremely long, trite plot, very common play and seriously You must be up to two-hour-happy-ending-dramas to enjoy it. Avoid spending money to go the cinema.

Mini-Review: Honestly? Who gives money for this kind of "movies". Waste of time and nerves. 19 points for the word "Ninja" in title plus some nice slowdowns and speedups during fights. Beside mentioned things, so common, so lacking of any emotions, so bad acted and so screwed up in the name of plot, that it is hard to even think of it. Fortunately it was a copy on my hard drive, what means...yes, 1,5GB of free space that I just gained. Leave it, unless You (like me) must see something before You delete it.

Mini-Review: Can't understand what audience is this movie for...G.I.Joe is dedicated to young people, let's say straight - kids. Comics are close to the same audience so...WTF is going on? A lot of 'brutal' solutions, way too heavy for this age-range to bear without being affected. Acting poor as hell and if it comes to fights - definitely for adults. Guess that someone had only money in his/her sick mind. Beside that only thing that may want You to see it are special effects...at least major part of them.