12/12/12

"The problem with It's Alive is it was too nuanced." - Jared Cohn. This movie recreates the awkward peeping scene in Link in which an ape ogles a naked woman but replaces the ape with a baby. Don't worry though, the woman calls the baby out for its behavior, literally using the word "pervert" in her defense. I in no way recommend this to anyone but the aforementioned happens and unless someone else confirms it, it will live as a fever dream in my mind for all of eternity.

Wanted to quit watching it after the first 2 minutes, but sadly family kept watching. I just left to go find an actual movie to watch. Seriously, if you sat through the whole movie, I am sorry.