2-Headed Shark Attack

The Asylum presents: A shark. Wait.. A shark? No, not JUST a shark. It's a 2-headed blimming jesuschristmotherfuckin shark. Hah, what do you think of that?! It blew my mind how stupidly awesome that was! And Paul Schmogan (doppelganger of Paul Logan) acted his soul out of every scene he was in. What an amazing actor, just wow. And Brooke Hogan, props to her too, for being such a wonderful and natural actress. Beau-ti-ful

Terrible acting, bad CGI and a stupid plot. Yep, it's a monster movie from The Asylum allright. Yet I can't really judge it too harshly, since it also contains gratuitous sunbathing scenes, hilarious expressions from Charlie O'Connell, and a goddamn 2-goddamned-headed shark. I mean, goddamn! Best monster of 2012 so far.

wtf

Unwatchable

Well if you're watching this you probably know what you're getting, terrible script, terrible cgi

hilariously bad!! I simply love it..No words to describe this mess, my score is "2" out of 100 (for each head)

Yet another AMAZING lowbudget scifi film.

Célébrons ensemble le plus mauvais film de tous les temps. C'est comme se taper une meuf immonde, tu sais que tu ne pourras plus jamais descendre en dessous. Vaut presque la peine d'y jeter un coup d'oeil pour la peine..

I'll admit, I'm pretty impressed. The CGI, cinematography, acting, writing, directing...you've got to try really, really hard to make a movie this terrible! Also, don't let the poster mislead you, there is no water-ski scene.

Hilariously low-budget and excellent if you're looking for something to laugh at for almost 2 hours. 10/10 just for the entertainment alone.

An absolutely laughable teen bimbo/jock monster frenzy. The CGI is cartoonish as well as pretty much any SFX, including the set. The plot is nasty in a not so nice way, and the acting is... Well at least there are some cuties in bikinis and most of the dumb jocks get eaten by such an imaginative monster. As well as Carmen Electra still looks smoking. Sadly she's only good for eye candy. Oh and there's also boobs in this movie. 5 points for the boobies.

2 Headed Shark Attack! Okay, I knew this film was going to be stupid when I watched it: lots of dumb blonde bimbos, lots of dumb jocks. But it was like they went out of their way to be stupid, like every single plot point was chosen out of a list of the stupidest possible and impossible choices! And their bimbos weren't even that hot! I got robbed! If you watch this movie you'll get robbed too!

The movie knows its bad and tries to play it off as being campy or "so bad it's good". Unfortunately for the film, it works to its detriment. A bore to watch and not even fun to riff on. Paper thin plot, horrible acting, weak script, terrible visuals.

So bad that I watched it! It is hard to create something so bad.

It is a pity the rating scale does not include negative numbers. They should have been reserved for this production specifically.