5th Passenger

It gets better after a couple of minutes... not a lot, though.

The 5th passenger is...YOU! Starring that Asian guy not from the Walking Dead, that black guy not from the Wire, and that woman not from any movie you've ever seen, the 5th passenger reunites actors from random Star Treks, tosses them in a blender and hits puree. The resulting smoothie is filled with uneven chunks of space bananas and chia seeds (chia seeds serving as an analogy for shitty dialogue, a tired, cliched story, and Ferengi-grade special effects, obviously).

bad movie