Alone in the Dark (2005)
Based on the best-selling Atari videogame series, this film features Edward Carnby (Slater), a private investigator specializing in unexplainable supernatural phenomena. (Lions Gate Films)
Genres: Suspense/Thriller, Action, Horror
Directed By: Uwe Boll
Written By: Elan Mastai, Michael Roesch
Starring: Christian Slater, Tara Reid, Stephen Dorff, Will Sanderson, Mathew Walker, Craig Bruhnanski, Kwesi Ameyaw, Brad Turner
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114/100 when watched with Boll's commentary.
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One of the laziest sequences half-heartedly inspired by Equilibrium has the heroes shooting in the dark illuminated by muzzle flashes. I can't remember much else but it was pretty bad.
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Once again I'm in the minority thinking this was actually a pretty decent and entertaining flick. The effects are well done and the movie flows with a good pace. While I agree the script jumps around a bit and the acting is quite wooden, it's not enough to warrant calling this the worst movie ever. Come on! there is far, far worse stuff out there.
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For a long time it's just bland-bad, then at the halfway point there's a sudden strobe light shootout in the dark that's deliciously, incoherently rad-bad, but after that point it continues being bland-bad again. That made me sad-mad.
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A recently killed soldier gets up before the scene is over to go to the craft services table or some shit.
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There's only one thing that I know how to do well and I've often been told that you only can do what you know how to do well and that's be you, be what you're like, be like yourself, and so I'm having a wonderful time but instead I'll review Alone in the Dark, review Alone in the Dark, review Alone in the Dark, review Alone in the Dark, review Alone in the Dark, review Alone in the Dark. There are many things that I like besides reviewing Alone in the Dark.
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Ineptly made sci-fi/horror/action hybrid that steals ideas from far superior films like Aliens and The Matrix and applies them badly. Atrociously. Boll is a stunningly clueless director who employs outdated stylistic tricks that he isn't close to mastering to nauseating effect; his overuse of slow mo is especially laughable. Slater sleepwalks through another role in a presumably drunken stupor (what happened?!?!) and Reid is simply awful and seriously miscast as an assistant museum curator.
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Given the title of worst movie ever made well by most this movie has been hated and mocked for the past 9 years and i will agree the story is flat there is literally no character development to speak of and the script is laughable at best. But if you can look beyond those flaws then you'll find it for what it is a dumb movie who's only purpose it to entertain you. The effects are decent and add a campy feel plus Tara Reid looks good her acting was not so good but watch and move on.
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Top badass moment? At one point Steven Dorff throws a bit of a wobbly. He picks up a few bits of paper (probably the script), scans them briefly and then pushes over a table and screams out, "My guys are dying out there for nothing; for fucking nothing!" Seeing an actor demonstrate a high level of emotional intelligence by empathising with the audience whilst also staying in character, just has to be badass. No cats, chainsaws or decapitations.
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If Uwe Boll is a modern day Ed Wood, this is his Plan 9 from Outer Space. A hillariously terrible disaster of a movie.
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I think it gets such a high score from me cause I was drafting my fantasy football team while it was on
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One of the worst movies I ever sat through.
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Won tickets to this from the local radio station. I think I've blocked out most of this but I still sometimes have flashbacks of a scene where it's supposed to be all tense but then everyone just starts shooting at monsters in the dark and then a heavy rock soundtrack comes in... please make it stop.
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