Alone in the Dark (2005)
Based on the best-selling Atari videogame series, this film features Edward Carnby (Slater), a private investigator specializing in unexplainable supernatural phenomena. (Lions Gate Films)
Cast and Information
Directed By: Uwe Boll
Written By: Michael Roesch, Elan Mastai
Starring: Christian Slater, Stephen Dorff, Tara Reid, Kwesi Ameyaw, Brad Turner, Will Sanderson, Mathew Walker, Craig Bruhnanski
Genres: Suspense/Thriller, Action, Horror
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Alone in the Dark belongs to 16 collections
1. B-Movie (collaborative - 15 stars)
2. Films available in HD (collaborative: moderated by kubricksucks - 13 stars)
3. Based On Video Game (collaborative: moderated by PeaceAnarchy - 9 stars)
4. Worst of criticker (collaborative: moderated by avgcrtckr - 4 stars)
5. Nostalgia Critic Episodes (collaborative: moderated by KirkJiggler - 4 stars)
6. Wikipedia's List of Films Considered the Worst (collaborative: moderated by Svengali - 3 stars)
7. Imdb Bottom 100 (collaborative - 2 stars)
8. Criticker Hates You (public: donkeyjelly - 1 star)
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Barthalen | 16 8th |
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For a long time it's just bland-bad, then at the halfway point there's a sudden strobe light shootout in the dark that's deliciously, incoherently rad-bad, but after that point it continues being bland-bad again. That made me sad-mad.
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| 3 | idiot27000 | 0 0th |
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The citizen kane of bad movies!
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Uwe Boll | 100 0th |
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FUCk yeah, nother one of my cult masterpeacs.. i thought this one was just great, the only reeson the idiots like you didnt fickin like it was becfause it was to smart for you IDIOT!
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doctor7 | 3 0th |
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Slightly better than House of the Dead. But still unbelievably awful. I'll never understand how or why Slater and Dorff agreed to be in this movie.
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| 2 | Skenkere | 3 0th |
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DAMN YOU UWE BOLL WHO KEEPS GIVING YOU MONEY TO MAKE THESE THINGS
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caiman | 7 0th |
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About as scary as The Brady Bunch, and not as well directed.
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Jeb | 0 2nd |
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Uwe Boll needs to stop making movies and get a life!
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| 1 | Oedipax | 0 1st |
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Kind of a masterpiece.
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| 1 | Loki | 10 0th |
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One of the absolute worst movies ever made.
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| 1 | mikeypain | 5 1st |
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Alone in the Dark continues in Uwe Boll's line of tragically horrible video games related movies. It's nowhere near as bad as House of the Dead, but it's still awful.
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Tobia | 0 1st |
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I'm so embarrassed for Christian Slater. This movie is so god damn awful - he deserves to be in better films.
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Carpetgiant | 55 0th |
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There's only one thing that I know how to do well and I've often been told that you only can do what you know how to do well and that's be you, be what you're like, be like yourself, and so I'm having a wonderful time but instead I'll review Alone in the Dark, review Alone in the Dark, review Alone in the Dark, review Alone in the Dark, review Alone in the Dark, review Alone in the Dark. There are many things that I like besides reviewing Alone in the Dark.
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| 1 | baskil | 60 3rd |
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So bad it hurts.
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joseywales | 1 0th |
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This travesty to cinema somehow finds a way to be worse than Boll's first movie: House of the Dead. Amazing.
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nilkynarfy | 1 1st |
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I'm going to give ten times more thought towards those responsible in my review than the filmmakers gave to the audience. Here goes... labnlbavdl abva voavgo eaugoavina feaefiga fgabwcaowbawae
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| 1 | theficionado | 0 3rd |
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Has the production values of your local haunted house. Just not as many scares.
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| 1 | Matthias99 | 50 5th |
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Fantastic video game. Horrible, horrible movie.
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sensei | 5 0th |
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There is around 1 - 2 minutes of unintentional comedy in AitD. For that, I award it 5 points. The rest of it is incredibly boring, which is the biggest sin you can commit in film-making.
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| 1 | evilchaser | 10 0th |
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terrible, just.... terrible. ah the agony
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TV+Film-Hub | 4 22nd |
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This is actually not bad. I got the unrated version and was very upset because: there wasn't anything unrated about it. And I was really hoping to at least see Tara Reid topless. False advertisement on that unrated edition if you ask me.
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e_e | 0 1st |
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My guys are dying out there for nothing. FOR FUCKING NOTHING! *topples over table* GOD DAMN IT!!!
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ewp805 | 8 2nd |
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Uwe Boll, please stop.
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ABUNCHOFCATS | 2 0th |
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The only reason this movie gets a 2 is because it's only moderately better than House of the Dead and a thousand times better than Dark Harvest 2.
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| 1 | untrustable | 10 3rd |
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A recently killed soldier gets up before the scene is over to go to the craft services table or some shit.
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SpikyCactus | 40 2nd |
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Top badass moment? At one point Steven Dorff throws a bit of a wobbly. He picks up a few bits of paper (probably the script), scans them briefly and then pushes over a table and screams out, "My guys are dying out there for nothing; for fucking nothing!" Seeing an actor demonstrate a high level of emotional intelligence by empathising with the audience whilst also staying in character, just has to be badass. No cats, chainsaws or decapitations.
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| Average Percentile 7.11% from 1134 Ratings |  |