Alternative Math

"It's called graduating!"

Ah, the brave new post-factual post-modern world and it's joys. Cancel culture before it became mainstream (how time flies) and an excellent example of the power of comedy. Probably a great intro to Idiocracy, a.k.a. "contemporary society." Then again I'll have popcorn and watch modern progressive lefties dabble in the never-ending spiral of identity politics, eat themselves from the inside out and make a hell of a show any day. It's great entertainment.

I got the message they tried to imply but it was all wrong. Why the hell do you need to explain society with math and corrupting your own script?