American Crude

The Rob Schneider Project-day 26. Adam Sandler hands me the curly wig. I shiver and put it on, standing knee-deep in water. No, not water. Tears. "The suffering is the key. But you've learned that by now. Rob Schneider is not a person; it's an idea. An avatar of incompetence, a piñata of loathing." The robed cultists around me murmur in agreement. "What do you see when you close your eyes?" he asks. Through parched lips I croak "Am- American Crude. It.. it hurts". Adam smiles. "Yes. It should."

Schneider quest, film 26: Absolutely horrific, unwatchable piece of shit. It has the worst characters, has no plot, and it's a bad sign if Schneider is the best character. Movies like these make Schneider quest very hard. Fuck this movie.

A poor attempt at recreating Guy Ritchie plot lines. It has some good actors and good ideas but in the end comes together badly.

Had some super hilarious moments but there are way too many "chicks with dicks" in films.

One of the worst movies what I already saw, of extreme bad quality.