Auntie Lee's Meat Pies

Surprisingly, when you mix a former porn director with Playboy centerfolds and D-list actors, you get a bad film. Mr. Miyagi smokes in every scene, even as he eats. The sound effects in this film are done by someone who has never heard sounds before.

Deliciously stupid. *grinding gene Shalit into sausage* Keeps you on your toes changing what kind of movie it is whenever it fancies, no idea where it was going. But ... the 80s usage of a rock and roll band is always death in horror films, it's always the worst actors and they dress them up like a glam nightmare threw up on them as if that was a replacement for character. Theres yabbos.

Look ... H.G. Lewis is a clear inspiration here, and if you can learn ANYTHING from watching his films, you can learn that you need to keep juicing your film with whatever thrills you got ever 5-10 minutes.