B. Monkey

Asia Argento plays a hot naked girl in this poor excuse for a movie

Sappy love story about a hot Italian professional thief chick in London trying to quit the mob life when she meets a normal Joe, jazz loving grade school teacher. They start a steamy affair, but her criminal past continually threatens to drag drama into their lives, even after they move to the middle of nowhere to escape. Not bad, but kinda slow moving and predictable. Still, the jazz soundtrack is great and Asia Argento gets naked every ten minutes or so.

Too strobe-y, too predictable and shallow. The chemistry wasn't especially gripping. The girl was just a standard juvenile delinquent girl like any other. There was nothing spectacular about anyone. It was all quite ordinary.

Asia Argento being hot and naked were the only good parts.