Baby on Board

This is the worst movie I have ever seen in my life; I do not make that statement lightly. There was not a single frame that didn't make me want to scream or throw things at the screen. You know how the last act of a bad romantic comedy will have the protagonists avoid each other due to a stupid misunderstanding? That is this ENTIRE film, only with the type of gross out humor you'd expect from the Scary Movie franchise. There is something for everyone to hate in this pile of crap.

This movie made me lose the last of my already low self-respect. Awful, embarrassing, stupid, cheesy, corny, horrible, sad, facelifty, bad, shitty, gross, unfunny, pointless, ireallywanttokillmyself, anger-enducing etc piece of shit of a movie. I hardly have the words to express my anger towards this movie, these last few words were just a fraction of it..

This movie is bad. Morning sickness & cravings simultaneous. Sonogram at first possible moment, 3rd-trimester baby inside. Doctor responds to doubt with "Many women say they don't want babies. But they do!" She becomes VP after lying for 9 months & losing contract. Everyone repulsive or saccharine. Two condoms at once is fine. Baby itself, incidental. Forgiveness scene, thrown-together pointlessness. Nonwhite people, racist cliches. Ignorance about law, medicine, and business. This movie is BAD.

In the first 12 minutes this movie had 5 fart jokes!

Glupiutki scenariusz, pokraczna rezyseria, montaz, brak ciekawych pomyslow, humor na niskim poziomie, a calosc po prostu zle zagrana. Odradzam.

The masses are extremely harsh on this flick. It really isn't that bad, it's just a silly comedy that gives a few laughs.

Had the biggest collage of the worst jokes ever: farting, burping, and loaded with bad relationship "advice??" I never should have finished it but I thought it might have a redeeming moment which it didn't.

So bad. Even Graham, Flynn Boyle and O'Connell, whose careers are largely down the toilet at this point, should be ashamed of appearing in this utterly nonsensical abortion.

Bad Movie