Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
In the deadly game of international espionage, elite, anonymous operatives wage secret wars for power, information and national security. In a frantic race to obtain an ingenious new assassination device, only two individuals, sworn enemies, have the skill, talent and tenacity to succeed. (Warner Bros.)
Cast and Information
Directed By: Wych Kaosayananda
Written By: Alan B. McElroy
Starring: Antonio Banderas, Lucy Liu, Gregg Henry, Miguel Sandoval, Steve Bacic, Sandrine Holt, Roger Cross, Terry Chen, Talisa Soto, Ray Park, Eric Breker, Aidan Drummond
Genre: Suspense/Thriller
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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever belongs to 13 collections
1. Roger Ebert: Your Movie Sucks (public: moderated by Shmendrek - 4 stars)
2. Worst of criticker (public: moderated by avgcrtckr - 4 stars)
3. Ebert's Most Hated (public - 3 stars)
4. Wikipedia's List of Films Considered the Worst (public: moderated by Svengali - 3 stars)
5. Girls with guns (public: moderated by mattburgess - 3 stars)
6. Films available in HD (supplement) (public: moderated by Jorg - 1 star)
7. Rotten Tomatoes - under 10% (public: moderated by Pickpocket)
8. vs. Movies (public: moderated by Maaxwell)
9. Terrible Titles (private: donkeyjelly - 1 star)
10. Criticker Hates You (private: donkeyjelly - 1 star)
11. Worst movies ever known to mankind (private: Jeb)
12. Truly Terrible Titles (private: donkeyjelly)
13. 2002: Year in Review (private: polanski28)
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| 5 |  |
BeeDub | 0 1% |
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Artless garbage.
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| 5 |  |
Alex Watkins | 0 3% |
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James Randi should add describing the plot of this movie to his $1,000,000 challenge contest thing.
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doctor7 | 2 0% |
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An atrociously bad movie. The plot is retarded and the dialog is horrendous. The action sequences as so awfully shot and put together than what can normally give a bad action movie a moment or two of glory is completely missed here. While I can appreciate a movie as "so bad it's good" this movie goes from "so bad" to "so bad it's awful" to "cinematic cancer" to "cinematic genocide" in the first half hour. Needless to say never, ever see this. It IS just as bad as everyone says.
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TedDedon | 1 0% |
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I remember watching this at my friend's house when we were in eighth grade and when it was over neither of knew anything that had happened in the last two hours. It was instantly forgettable, almost as if it was wiping our memories as we watched it telling us at the same time, subliminally, that everything Lucy Lui and Antonio Banderas would ever do after that would be terrible and that they were terrible people for being a part of this project.
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| 2 |  |
andagh | 3 1% |
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lmao. I think the worst part is the faux-Zimmer/Gerrard style music interspersed with the Uwe Boll style heavy metal.
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Bunken | 0 1% |
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Probably one of the worst action movies I've ever seen. The amount of flaws in this cannot be counted using fingers and toes!
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| 2 |  |
prinzgui | 10 0% |
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This is truly bad.
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dst7175 | 5 3% |
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Some of the worst acting I ever seen by everyone in the whole movie. Horrible!
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hotsake | 13 2% |
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Boring tired acing all around, shitty fight scene, this should be a stupid fun movie instead 2 seconds after into the next scene I had already forgotten what happened during the last scene.
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hellboy76 | 7 2% |
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Ridiculous and insulting film. It tries on literally no level and insults the intelligence of every person who sees it. 7 points to the pyrotechnics team that had to probably put a lot of time into blowing a lot of things up. Also, why is the title so stupid? No one knows who Ecks or Sever is? Also both those names are stupid.
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DaWolfey | 12 10% |
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The principle problem is that the film is not Ecks Vs Sever. It's Ecks and Sever work together to achieve a mutually beneficial goal - the death of someone else, who we're never really clear on why he's a bad guy or what he wants. There's something about genetics which was apparently important in the last 45 seconds of the film. The fight scenes were like test footage of the Matrix without any of the CGI or quick editing done yet. And most damning of all - somehow they made explosions boring.
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AkumAPRIME | 0 2% |
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Honestly, even the super sexiness of the main characters couldn't make me think about watching a second of it again. Utter crap!
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Jeb | 0 2% |
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The worst film ever made in history! Whoever likes this movie should undergo brain surgery. Horrible acting, plot, script, effects and even action! If you could go below 0, I would give it a negative 1000! This movie is that bad! Lucy Liu and Antonio Banderas together in one film? How is that going to work? Antonio and Liu are both horrible actors, and can't act to save their lives! It's just instantly forgettable, and I guarantee you that you'll fall asleep in the opening minutes. Just bad.
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| 1 | lavos222 | 6 0% |
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My god... I mean, low expectations be damned, this movie blew me away with its unapologetic shittyness... Shot in Vancouver, SET in Vancouver (thanks, KAOS) and is really just poorly-planned action scenes strung together with plot that I assume originated from monkey butts. When I tried to figure out what was going on in the movie, my brain farted.
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martryn | 38 8% |
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This movie, I had thought, was going to be badass. It wasn't. It was retarded. I can't even imagine the type of people who would enjoy a movie like this.
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MJVmovieMan | 5 0% |
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Terrible.
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bojanpopic | 0 0% |
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Below the 0 is not possible. So 0 it is.
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TheDenizen | 10 3% |
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What a stinking pile of ass.
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graag | 10 0% |
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Sewer
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| Average Percentile 10.39% from 552 Ratings |  |