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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)

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Summary: In the deadly game of international espionage, elite, anonymous operatives wage secret wars for power, information and national security. In a frantic race to obtain an ingenious new assassination device, only two individuals, sworn enemies, have the skill, talent and tenacity to succeed. (Warner Bros.)

Genre: Suspense/Thriller

Country: Germany, USA

Directed By: Wych Kaosayananda

Written By: Alan B. McElroy

Starring: Antonio Banderas, Lucy Liu, Roger R. Cross, Ray Park, Terry Chen, Aidan Drummond, Talisa Soto, Miguel Sandoval, Sandrine Holt, Gregg Henry, Steve Bacic, Eric Breker

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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever belongs to 32 collections
1. Worst of criticker (public: moderated by avgcrtckr - 4 stars)
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My god... I mean, low expectations be damned, this movie blew me away with its unapologetic shittyness... Shot in Vancouver, SET in Vancouver (thanks, KAOS) and is really just poorly-planned action scenes strung together with plot that I assume originated from monkey butts. When I tried to figure out what was going on in the movie, my brain farted.
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Below the 0 is not possible. So 0 it is.
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Ecks never fights Sever. WAT
TedDedon TedDedon
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I remember watching this at my friend's house when we were in eighth grade and when it was over neither of knew anything that had happened in the last two hours. It was instantly forgettable, almost as if it was wiping our memories as we watched it telling us at the same time, subliminally, that everything Lucy Lui and Antonio Banderas would ever do after that would be terrible and that they were terrible people for being a part of this project.
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Not nearly as bad as the critics made it out to be... but close. Guilty pleasure.
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It's amazing that a film with this many explosions is this boring. Possibly because they used more slo mo than all the Matrix movies and the 300 combined. Looks like everyone was in it for the paycheck too as there's no great performances, and the music is kinda crap.
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Honestly, even the super sexiness of the main characters couldn't make me think about watching a second of it again. Utter crap!
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No - it's not as bad as the critics say. But, no; it isn't at all good either. Lucy Liu and Antonio Banderas fire a lot of guns and blow a lot of things up in a script that doesn't make a lot of sense (why are the FBI in Canada?). Nevertheless, the fight scenes are relatively well done - and while Banderas is wasted, Lucy Liu kick-flipping her way around with a MATRIX knock-off trenchcoat is eminently amusing. Best watched drunk and with friends.
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This movie, I had thought, was going to be badass. It wasn't. It was retarded. I can't even imagine the type of people who would enjoy a movie like this.
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Terrible.
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some nice action and two good performances help this braindead film.
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For a director who abbreviates his name to 'Kaos', he makes a pretty mediocre and poorly choreographed action film. It's pretty minor and forgettable, how not to make an action movie or even to create individual action sequences. Only Antonio Banderas seems to have some prescience in this; he looks like he wandered onto the set with a hangover, but his charisma makes it work for the paper-thin character. Aside from that, there are far better films to dig up in this genre.
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