Barnyard
2006
Comedy, Family/Kids
1h 30m
A hilarious look at what really happens in a barnyard when the farmer's back is turned. (Paramount)
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Barnyard
2006
Comedy, Family/Kids
1h 30m
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Rated 14 Aug 2007
30
7th
Some of it's cute, some of it's funny, but it's mostly a waste of time. AND THE BULLS HAVE UDDERS FOR GOD'S SAKE. I didn't expect them to animate wagging bull penis but they didn't need udders.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 01 Sep 2008
10
10th
The bulls have udders! WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Rated 01 Sep 2008
Rated 14 Aug 2007
46
14th
If you're off-put by the emasculating sight of male cows with udders, don't worry. For almost 90 minutes, you'll still see plenty of bull. Steer clear.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 15 Nov 2023
12
5th
Putrid, rotten, rancid, fetid, purulent, pustular, fecal, foul, mephitic.
Rated 15 Nov 2023
Rated 12 Dec 2006
30
6th
Huge disappointment for this Oedekerk fan. Bleh.
Rated 12 Dec 2006
Rated 15 Dec 2006
5
3rd
Sorry, I still cannot get over the whole udder issue.
If the male cows have udders and the female cows have udders, then what the heck does the bull have? And what sex is the bull if we already have male cows (with udders?)
Udder...I mean, other than that the movie is your standard Shrek copy in which animals act like humans. All the music but none of the fun.
Rated 15 Dec 2006
Rated 20 Aug 2007
25
10th
I saw the preview and it looked pretty funny. Turns out the jokes in the preview are the ONLY jokes in the whole damned movie. Just watch the preview, laugh, enjoy, and stop right there.
Rated 20 Aug 2007
Rated 11 Oct 2007
55
41st
The bulls with udders. Who will explain to children that this is wrong? lol should be transgenic animals. Apart from these bizarre details, can be a nice pastime.
Rated 11 Oct 2007
Rated 12 Feb 2008
10
8th
Check "pilgermann". First kid animation where men wear udders.
Rated 12 Feb 2008
Rated 25 Aug 2008
8
3rd
Minus 60 points for drawing udders on male cows. Still slightly better than mystic river.
Rated 25 Aug 2008
Rated 07 Dec 2008
33
12th
Is it possible for an animated film to feel as if the "actors" are trying too hard and overacting? That's what this felt like. It sort of took itself too seriously. (And, as others have mentioned, it's hard to get past the male cows having udders. You'd think you'd get used to it as the film progresses, but you don't.)
Rated 07 Dec 2008
Rated 08 Feb 2009
0
5th
....... Cows can now be male..? um I take it someone has never been anywhere near a farm in their life.
Rated 08 Feb 2009
Rated 18 Jun 2009
2
1st
Horrible CGI. Horrible voice acting. Horrible concept. Everything just horrible. God, kill me.
Rated 18 Jun 2009
Rated 27 Jun 2009
28
4th
Terrible animation and booooring all the way. It tries to be a tale about responsibility, but even Spiderman does that job better while being a good movie!
Rated 27 Jun 2009
Rated 24 Nov 2010
15
21st
"This is the most dubious animation since Robert Zemeckis's creepy The Polar Express, only uglier, lazier, and with a more indisputable racist streak." - Ed Gonzalez
Rated 24 Nov 2010
Rated 28 Jun 2012
1
11th
That's not an udder, it's four dicks... pissing all over this shit-stain of a movie.
Rated 28 Jun 2012
Rated 14 Apr 2014
90
92nd
Of course, kids in the audience laughed heartily at the zany hijinks, slapstick comedy and crazy (if forgettable) characters, not bothered a bit by the movie's lack of originality. Seeing it through their eyes made me enjoy it more than I otherwise would have. In addition, their enthusiasm almost helped me get past the creepy fact that, in Oedekerk's world, male cows have udders and aren't called bulls. (pluggedin.com)
Rated 14 Apr 2014
Rated 05 Jul 2018
45
18th
Animation is bad quality, but the jokes are okay. The movie came out when I was in 6th grade and hasn't aged particularly well, but then again it is meant for kids. Basically it's a somewhat low quality ice age.
Rated 05 Jul 2018
Rated 10 Nov 2022
18
7th
It freaked me up when the cows stood up, that was half the movie.
Rated 10 Nov 2022
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