Battlefield Earth

You think it can't possibly be as bad as they say, but it is. It really is.

There is nothing good I can possibly say about this film. It's not the worst movie I have ever seen but it's very close.

Real talk. Sometimes I rate bad movies higher than normal because I have a lot of fun watching them. In the case of Battlefield Earth I did have fun, as a matter of fact I laughed a lot. But they were empty laughs those laughs. There was no joy in them, it was more a thought process that went: "Is this for real?". As such I give this my first ever zero. Absolutely everything went wrong in the making of this... this... thing. In the end I just kind of feel bad for Barry Pepper. That's all.

HAHAHAHAHA L RON HUBBARD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So I finally sat down to watch this for the first (and only) time and couldn’t stop monkey howling at the screen. Oh oh attah ATTAH. I wonder if Travolta based his performance on the nutcases that suckered him into Scientology. This role has no leverage on the nonsense Travolta puts out now. With how stupid most people are today I’m not even shocked these aliens took over.