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Beethoven

Beethoven

1992
Comedy, Drama
1h 27m
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Rated 03 Jun 2021
75
30th
big dog lol
Rated 10 Oct 2010
25
7th
If you love classical music, you made the same mistake I did.
Rated 29 Mar 2011
10
2nd
This was my favorite when I was 5. 5 year olds suck and are fucking stupid.
Rated 27 Jun 2012
20
2nd
Charles Grodin doesn't need a misbehaving dog to be irritated. That dude is always irritated.
Rated 17 Oct 2020
3
28th
I’ll be honest; I think my reaction to my family suddenly bringing in an untrained St. Bernard would have been about the same as the dad here. Sorry, just not into the dogs where it’s like their perpetually wet mouths are a faucet of drool. That said I mean, look, it’s obviously super dumb but the dog seems fun. Pretty fun seeing Dean Jones just going full ham as the villain. But yeah obviously it’s a dumb big dog comedy for children.
Rated 30 Jun 2023
90
92nd
You'll never believe what this is about- Charles Grodin being sour about suddenly having a large dog in the house? Oh you're not even close baby. For some reason the army needs a crooked vet to have dogs dog napped so he can inject them with chemicals or shoot them in the fucking head with a giant magnum lmao, it's a kids movie you can just do a pure bred dog thief ring or whatever not go to this wild insane space - puppy after puppy shot point blank in the head. Don't forget the smoke stack hol
Rated 28 Nov 2006
0
0th
-
Rated 01 Mar 2009
40
20th
standard family movie
Rated 23 Jun 2009
2
19th
BIG DOG LAWL
Rated 18 Mar 2010
83
31st
The St. Bernard used in this film was female. This film isn't particularly memorable, just a run-of-the-mill watch.
Rated 06 Jun 2011
31
9th
I liked it when I was little, but I also thought Backstreet Boys were good back then too.
Rated 03 Dec 2006
14
10th
Perhaps I just hate dogs or movies about dogs, but probably not Charles Grodin. Or perhaps I've always hated movies made for children.
Rated 24 Jan 2007
70
19th
TRASH
Rated 24 Jan 2007
60
60th
cute
Rated 26 Jan 2007
12
9th
Hey, isn't that the psycho dog from Cujo???
Rated 01 Feb 2007
21
9th
I would've prefered the little girl and the dog drawned!
Rated 11 Mar 2007
73
31st
An average family comedy.
Rated 18 Mar 2007
0
3rd
Look, animals are smart and clever and can beat evil humans.
Rated 22 Mar 2007
13
10th
To be fair, Beethoven is aimed firmly at little kids and isn't actually too bad taken in that context. It still makes a bad viewing for adults though.
Rated 27 Mar 2007
27
4th
Even as a 9 year old watching this for the first time I knew that I wasn't the target audience. There is very little to like about this movie.
Rated 17 May 2007
45
21st
Charles Grodin, you should've stuck with Clifford as your legacy.
Rated 17 May 2007
85
49th
Fun!Fun!Fun!
Rated 29 Jun 2007
30
23rd
nasty dog
Rated 30 Jun 2007
30
15th
I watched this in the cinema when I was a kid. I'm pretty sure I had a sense at the time that we were being bombarded by light Hollywood comedies that were formulaic and vulgar, but in those years there wasn't much to compare them to.
Rated 24 Jul 2007
60
26th
I had the unfortunate experience of stumbling upon this move in my later years. It was one of those experiences where I was like "How in the hell could I have been into this when I was a kid"?
Rated 14 Aug 2007
4
3rd
I'll give it four points for putting St. Bernards into the spotlight and reminding people that Ludwig Van Beethoven existed.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
48
5th
Who doesn't love a big slobbery dog? Charles Grodin, that's who. And he's a smart dude. Seriously though, this will entertain the young ones whilst the older ones go and take a nap.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
38
29th
Forumlaic and crude. Your kids might like it, but spare yourself.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
9
4th
While it was good to see Charles Grodin get work, you'd think he could have aimed a bit higher than "Cujo for Kids." The fact that this movie spawned multiple sequels baffles me.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
32
5th
Silly kids movie. Certainly ruined by the 4 or 5 horrible sequels.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
50
17th
This mostly pointless film will entertain little kids, but otherwise, it falls short. For the kind of movie it is, it isn't real enough when it should be, and it's not funny enough ever. Crap!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
1
11th
only thing i hate more than kids in movies are animals in movies
Rated 14 Aug 2007
74
49th
When I was a kid, all I wanted was a dog to be my best friend. This movie hit the bull's-eye for an 8-year-old, and what else is it supposed to do?
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
32nd
An OK family comedy.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
31
6th
Good for kids. Otherwise, you're better than this.
Rated 05 Oct 2007
0
3rd
The estimable beginning of Joseph Gordon-Levitt's career.
Rated 09 Oct 2007
10
6th
What to wait from a movie with dogs that takes the same director of bombs as Flintstones.
Rated 09 Dec 2007
3
9th
What if the dog had liked Wagner instead ? Now look back at the poster... case closed
Rated 03 Feb 2008
75
67th
I loved this movie as a kid.
Rated 21 Feb 2008
3
28th
It's ok, just so pointless and predictable. Duchovny, lol.
Rated 02 Mar 2008
0
3rd
More like, uhm, Chopin.
Rated 05 Apr 2008
10
3rd
no
Rated 27 Apr 2008
23
2nd
Mulder is a bad guy in this, alas Beethoven does not undergo a brain scan for signs of abduction, possession, mind-control, government implanted chips, black oil, magic tumours or alien brain slugs.
Rated 16 May 2008
50
24th
memory says: dunno.
Rated 01 Jun 2008
79
54th
Just like Benji, how could we not love the tale of a dog?
Rated 27 Jun 2008
34
26th
not so good
Rated 26 Jul 2008
65
29th
Haven't seen it since it was a kid so my memory is a little bad now. But as a kid, I loved it.
Rated 06 Aug 2008
67
20th
Though it's a combination of everything I dislike (Family/kids comedy made in the 90s), it's not quite as bad as others I've seen of the same genre.
Rated 08 Aug 2008
5
6th
I laughed so hard when I first saw this. Come on, how many times has this concept been done before?
Rated 29 Aug 2008
20
6th
The second installment was way better with the puppies etc.
Rated 17 Sep 2008
33
42nd
kun et lille bjæf
Rated 11 Oct 2008
65
21st
I was 11 when it came out, it did everything for the little girl that I was...
Rated 21 Oct 2008
25
19th
Cute-ish.
Rated 30 Nov 2008
50
7th
For the kids.
Rated 15 Dec 2008
54
20th
As a child I think I liked this movie. As an adult I think children are stupid.
Rated 04 Jan 2009
100
75th
Family classic :)
Rated 22 Jan 2009
76
18th
Familijny na zimowe wieczory...
Rated 25 Jan 2009
60
13th
Amusing
Rated 09 Feb 2009
15
19th
If you want to watch a big dog do stuff I suppose you could do worse.
Rated 01 Aug 2009
39
27th
Nice kids film, and to be fair perfectly watchable. But still rubbish.
Rated 24 Aug 2009
55
40th
For children.
Rated 12 Sep 2009
64
32nd
It is not great from an adult point of view but it is a perfect family movie.
Rated 21 Sep 2009
100
0th
things can get funnier
Rated 03 Oct 2009
20
6th
A bad movie about a dog
Rated 08 Dec 2009
20
6th
1/5
Rated 13 Dec 2009
32
3rd
Cute, but nothing more
Rated 14 Jan 2010
50
33rd
It has it moments in which i chuckled and there was one where I laughed out loud, but that was about it. The two oldest kids were quite annoying while the little one was kind of cute. The story was pretty standard for a kids movie, and it is enjoyable for kids, but it is nothing special or even to go out of your way to watch. I've seen worse, but I've seen better.
Rated 30 Jan 2010
65
43rd
My childhood is in this movie :)
Rated 17 Feb 2010
71
34th
nostalgia.
Rated 28 Mar 2010
5
54th
A movie starring Charles Grodin and a giant dog can only be ruined by Christopher Castile's worst performance since "Step by Step".
Rated 08 May 2010
10
2nd
For KMcNeil: How can you say that? Chopin is so much > Beethoven! It's more like, uhm ... Hanson. Until 2010 worst dog-movie ever. Now beaten in style by Marmaduke.
Rated 20 Jun 2010
15
18th
Ok, the dog is cute, but still, it's a stupid movie. I haven't seen this since I was a kiddo though.
Rated 03 Jul 2010
87
69th
Absolutely heartwarming. My childhood favorite.
Rated 28 Aug 2010
68
40th
Oh, that Beethoven! I inexplicably loved Charles Grodin movies when I was 12. Not even Charles Grodin loves Charles Grodin movies. If you must see one Beethoven movie, at least make it this one.
Rated 01 Sep 2010
60
25th
Yes it's a stupid kids film, but it's a kids film.
Rated 15 Oct 2010
60
29th
THE DOG IS REALLY CUTE but this movie is really just not good.
Rated 19 Oct 2010
10
7th
Dogs just never did it for me. Maybe I'd prefer CATS.
Rated 12 Jan 2011
99
90th
1
Rated 20 Jan 2011
56
17th
A bit of a modern classic in my opinion. Kids will love it. Good entertainment for the whole family.
Rated 29 Jan 2011
45
30th
lol
Rated 23 Mar 2011
15
13th
I don't know what 15 means. This is the 3rd most watched film during the 1990's during in-flight entertainment on most major airlines. It comes in close with Mrs Doubtfire, Big and Miss Congeniality. Um has a timeless classical score.
Rated 02 Jun 2011
40
6th
It has its moments, but the movie plays to the viewer's emotions a little too much.
Rated 04 Mar 2012
45
18th
If there is an afterlife I hope everyone who has died since this movie has come out hasn't told the real Beethoven about it.
Rated 19 Mar 2012
65
19th
Filme sessao da tarde
Rated 17 Jun 2012
65
27th
1 of 100
Rated 12 Jul 2012
36
12th
Not since Look Who's Talking has an inoffensive hour and a half seemed like three years in the dungeons of the Spanish Inquisition.
Rated 02 Jan 2013
59
28th
A charming family movie.
Rated 11 Feb 2013
58
9th
Good-natured enough, but between the silly plot, overacting and annoying kids, it's not one to pay too much attention to as an adult.
Rated 03 Sep 2014
10
89th
Ah yes, another movie from childhood. Classic.
Rated 29 Mar 2015
38
4th
1.92/5
Rated 23 Aug 2015
40
8th
Lovely dog, terrible film
Rated 15 Jul 2016
85
39th
Its weirdly enjoyable.
Rated 09 Aug 2017
45
20th
I liked it as a child, but even then I was bored at times; in retrospective, one wonders why it was made, but I guess a family movie that mostly goes by is not the most terrible of things.
Rated 22 Nov 2017
25
17th
Childhood memories do not let me score lower than 20... but bad comedies are always bad....
Rated 17 Feb 2018
24
5th
Crude combination of family entertainment, a lousy crime story and kids in drowning accidents.
Rated 05 Feb 2020
100
99th
my heart beats for this movie holcy crappers i love this movie
Rated 23 Mar 2020
47
35th
Seen: 3-4.
Rated 29 Sep 2021
80
62nd
Colour me a sucker for "aww cute puppies!" - with a light, bouncy tone, a likable family (headed by Grodin's Steve Martin impression) and an overly anthropomorphised but endearing animal hero, this emerges as an unlikely winner; like many a 90s comedy, it is almost derailed by a superfluous crime subplot seemingly designed for some manufactured third act conflict, but as I wouldn't surrender Jones' deliriously campy and hissable villain for anything, I accept the good with the bad. Great fun.
Rated 27 Mar 2022
70
53rd
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Rated 19 Jul 2022
70
52nd
St. Bernard's are cute dopey looking dogs, and that made me laugh a few times. I may have said this before, but the Tucc really got hotter when he went bald. I didn't realize how many of these scenes are seared into my brain. I am going to be in a nursing home singing, "Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, da-da" as I look out the window longingly waiting for my children to visit papa.

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