Beethoven's 2nd

Atrocious script- great movie: you figure it out. You wouldn't even believe that Danny Masterson is not the sexual assault machine in this. Dolly Parton and James Ingram ATE - they play the ballad they did for the movie about big dogs loving 4 times. Same franchise where grodin fell throughba sky light and got kinda winded and hurt from it - Sean Penn eats absolute shit Hot Rod falling down a Cliffside landing head first into a tree stump and shakes it off. Grodin hair is totally down in this on

The most memorable thing about this *kids' movie* is that the teenage daughter almost gets raped. I'm not even kidding.

Let's not lie. It's bad. Anyone who says otherwise is a fool. Or five years-old. Or a five year-old fool, which most five year-olds are anyway.

Come back Cujo, all is forgiven

These things always happen. Someone thinks that a successful family film with animals can make for a successful family film with MORE animals. Well, the more the merrier. No, that's not right. The more the MORE POINTLESS. Yeah, got it. Crap!