Bio-Cop

Of all the short movies featuring suicidal and disgusting humanoids puking up green glowy slimeshowers (90% of which is vacation footage from my family) this one is top of the line.

A fake trailer made by the same crew who made Manborg. A cop somehow mutates into an immortal humanoid festering sore, and he pukes and slimes all over a bunch of criminals, whilst moaning loudly about how badly he wants to die. It's admittedly pretty funny seeing Bio-Cop hitting all the familiar "cop movie" beats while forlornly dribbling goo everywhere. A feature length version of this would not be unwelcome.

"You have the right to remain BLAKJGRGARHUGHU"

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Why is this not a feature length film

Bio-Cop's only fault? Like all trailers, it showed only the best parts of the movie.

Fairly amusing and authentic-looking ode to the grimy, slimy physical-effects laden horror schlock of the '80s. Some pretty good jokes here and there, though it is what it is -- I wouldn't want to sit through a feature-length pastiche like this.

I would definitely watch this full length film. It's already better than the Robocop remake.

I give up, this is hilarious.