Bitch Slap

Porn is better.

Like porn, but without the sex. It did have it's funny moments and gratuitous amount of boobs, but still failed to be as brainlessly fun as (I assume) it was supposed to be.

A movie that tries SO hard to be Tarantino but gets so many things wrong along the way. Worthless, though the cameos from Kevin Sorbo and Lucy Lawless are amusing.

Great title-sequence with homages to exploitation and other revenge movies. Great looking women as well, but oh so ridiculous.

Now that Robert Rodriguez led the way, everybody's thinking they can do the same. This is not the first, nor the last attempt to reanimate bitchploitation movies. Erin was the only bitch who tried to act. Some extra points for chicks, but lots of slaps on a face for output. The best part of the movie was beginning titles.

The movie sells itself with boobs, yet it never shows any nudity except a quick shot of some random stripper. Also poor script and long overdone fight scenes. But this girls are hot as hell.

"How do you know who I am? I'm an afishionado of your ass."

Just like the strippers they cast in the movie... fun to watch (for a while), but absolutely no substance.

In keeping with the film's giddy superficiality, what's revealed is a series of sexy poses passed off as character depth. All the backstabbing, shifting alliances and dark motives are held together by adolescent, innuendo-laden dialogue and thick Sapphic overtones.

If you like anything about Russ Meyer or Japanese bad girls movies from the 70's, you will probably dislike this failed attempt to imitate as much as I did. Or if you like boobs in slo-mo and loud music in your movies, you'll find this one great. Either way, Bitch Slap is cinematic trash, hardly worth any attention.

Bad Movie

Just if you want to watch some boobs and sticked out asses. One or two hot scenes for those disappointed of the action. Funny just for a while. Avoid!

Much better than I expected to be honest, however I expected absolute trash. Oddly enough the film itself isn't sexiest and really reminds me of the work of Russ Meyer. The women are in power in this film, men are easily manipulated and can only over-power the women when they are in groups. As a film it's not very impressive. The plot is told backwards in order to try and give a false sense of depth. On the plus side, the women in it are smokin'.

The epitome of warped American bible-belt values. The director isn't afraid to have a head explode onto the camera lens, fill the script with profanity, and even toss in a few lesbian love scenes, but for some unfathomable reason, refuses to have any of the 3 leads show any skin. The opening credits are the best part of this wanna-be tarantino flick.

It's almost certainly sexist in some way, there are various flaws, it's somewhat blatant and yet and yet and yet... The spirit is in the right place. I know I should be giving it a low score but the girls are hot, the fight sequences work and it knows it's daft without being too knowing. Plus I liked America Olivo's wide-eyes-waaaay-over-the-top style.

Balls.. I'd rather get punched in the nutsack than watching this movie again. Not even those hot ass chicks is able to give this movie any points from my side.

Trash. Glorious, delicious trash.

Despite being utterly trashy in every conceivable way... I find it hard to hate this movie. While it's definitely not objectively good, there is so much trailer trash in this movie and so many ridiculous moments in its plot that it's hard not to sit back and laugh at how inconceivable it all is. It was an absolute joy to sit back and try to figure out what overly dumb and over the top bullshit they'd pull next. Totally recommended!

They made a never-ending movie just because they could. Also for boobs.

With it's title and cover picture what do you expect - trash. Fuck ya it's trash, glorious trash!!!

1 point pour le poster. A moins d'avoir la bite à la main, personne ne réussira à terminer ce film normalement, personne.

epg suggested this was a porno, actually terrible actors spouting terrible dialogue in a desert, no fun

Doesn't even do a good job of being a 'bad film'. Too polished. Kevin Sorbo cameo for the win, though.

hey Rick Jacobson, you AREN'T Rodriguez or Meyer. but by the way, nice exposure of ba-donka-donks!

funny

eng; [Bitch Slap]; drei frauen - eine stripperin, eine geschäftsfrau und eine killerin - sollen einen verbrecher stellen, der eine bombe gestohlen hat.;

Despite the slow start, not a half bad film, the good in the second half. It's rather difficult to follow and may take a few viewings to figure it out, but that's part of the allure of this film.

Overly superb

Absolutely, indefensibly terrible... but, you know, sometimes you just want to watch a movie with bouncing bosoms, hilariously stupid plot twists and a Kevin Sorbo cameo. Just a shame that it's not really sleazy enough.

This was a cheap attempt at trying to do a Russ Meyer movie in the Sin City planet. I liked the yo yo...That was cool, and some of the backstory which did dominate the majority of the movie was decent...worth a rental...maybe

2 days ago: I watched this movie. 3 seconds ago: I started writing this review. 1 day and 22 hours ago: I was impressed by the ending of this movie, the amount of explosions was quite hilarious

Interesting visuals, at least 1 hot chick (Julia Voth), recognizable actors from Xena and Hercules (but no Bruce Campbell? Outrageous!!), and, well, that's just about it. The story is retarded, convoluted and confusing. The villians are beyond ridiculous. The acting, even for a B-Movie is atrocious - particularly "Camaro" who acts like she has the physical form of Tourette's and is always twitching and making stupid faces. If you like Russ Meyers movies, you'll probably like this.

"If the film's half-baked salaciousness feels merely risible, its slapdash screenplay and cheapo look make it something that its generic forbearers rarely were: boring." - Matthew Connolly

Certainly one of the last films of its kind, an obsolescence it leans into by miring itself in homage. There is one perfect line in this movie--"Fire in YOUR hole!"--that is just the right kind of silly and childish, standing in stark contrast to the (inferior) rest of the indulgent profanity that is very much the product of desperate adults *being naughty* in a ceremonious, charmless way.

The movie should be stupid fun. But the fun part is neglected. However Julia Voth is insanely hot and this makes the movie almost bearable.

I just watch trailer and ı know what ı need to put a score on this freak movie ... Its one of the worst probably.

Imagine a porno with a grade a cast and crew. This is a perfect porno with fight scenes and great cinematography, good locations, hot, hot chicks. And everyone gets to set and the girls decided they don't want to take their cloths off, but just run around in bikinis and do porno things with porno quality dialog. This is that film.

So bad, it was entertaining.

It actually delivers until it goes AWOL and ends up as a terrible mess.

Vastly more entertaining than it really deserves to be.