Black Beauty

Excruciatingly boring. This was my sister's favorite film as a child, so I had to put up with this bullshit way too often. I recall a scene in which the horse shits inside some old lady's house, and I remember that was pretty awesome. Wait, maybe that's a different movie. Yeah, I think the horse farts in this one. Either way, that scene ruled. I would rather watch that over and over again for two hours instead of watching this film. The old lady made a funny face.

When I was a little girl, this movie used to scare the hell out of me. I was very uncomfortable every time I tried to watch it, mostly because of the scene where the entire barn was engulfed in flames and black beauty was inside. I really didn't like the idea of this, even though I knew it was only a movie and at the time I didn't even really like horses all that much. Guess I'm too much of an animal lover to sit patiently through it.