Blackenstein

Haha worst movie I have ever seen. If I hadn't watched it with friends I would not have made it through. It's like there are two different versions of the movie that got spliced together. In one version, the movie takes itself overly seriously and is drawn out and stupid, in the other, the movie realizes it's stupid and goes along with it. There's not enough of the second version to make it worth watching though.

Lacking the crude charm of Blacula, this is mindnumbingly awful. I didn't think it was possible to make a version of Frankenstein this boring and pointless, but it seems the Blackenstein monster's primary motivation is rip open women's shirts before killing them. I am less intelligent and worse person for having seen this abomination.

I usually find at least something to enjoy in blaxploitation flicks but this one makes it very difficult. It’s deadly dull blaxplo/horror hybrid which has taken the lamest cliches of the 50’s creature films and failed to add any of the energy and groove of the other genre. Acting is very bad and the film is shot and cut in a very confusing/incompetent way. Kills are mostly offscreen but their results are quite gory. Even the soundtrack is poor.