Blade: Trinity

At the end of the movie's credits "Word." passes by right before the MPAA logo, as if to signify that the movie has undeniable street cred.

At least it wasn't as bad as Blade 2.

I thought I hated Ryan Reynolds before, but I'm now wholly convinced that he was put on this earth to torment me.

There are so many instances of silly OTT macho lines and scenes (not to mention those of Ryan Reynold's character) that you sit there in disbelief and wonder if the film's supposed to a be a self-parody of the series. And then completely confirms it as soon as the vampire pomeranian shows up. Brilliant.

For rounding out a franchise and/or attempting to spinoff, no one affiliated with this film seemed to care - they were all on autopilot for this crapfest. As a big fan of #1 (and a bigger fan of #2) this film seemed to follow what all other comic-cum-film 'thirds' follow: contempt for what made the original characters great to begin with. While not the worst film of all time, definitely a missed opportunity and a huge disappointment.