Blood Tracks

If there'd been more scenes featuring Easy Action performing their pathetic attempts at 80s glam metal, I would have hated them more, and might have cared when they were killed off. But all in all, possibly the best mutant splatter movie ever shot in Funäsdalen sponsored by Pripps and the local snowmobile renting place.

Instead of not-ninja action, this movie sees director Mats Helge attempt to make a snowy low-rent version of "The Hills Have Eyes"(1977). Most of the movie is spent with a large crew of throwaway characters simply meant to be fodder for the promised gruesome deaths carried out by the family of mutants. Unfortunately most of the fun splatter kills are impossible to see from being so poorly shot in the dark. Despite the movie's theme song and a few boobs, there isn't anything here worth watching.

Hills Have Eyes clone with an 80's rock band (Easy Action) shooting a video in winter-y Sweden substituting for USA. It basically has two locations: cabin and an abandoned factory. The film consists of scenes of the band, groupies and crew getting undressed or getting killed. I watched this from a legit DVD, but it was still hard to make any sense what was going on in the film. There's some fun to be made with the band's appearance, but not enough to justify sticking with the film for 85 mins.