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Boa vs. Python (2004)

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Summary: After an overly ambitious businessman transports an 80-foot python to the United States, the beast escapes and starts to leave behind a trail of human victims. An FBI agent and a snake specialist come up with a plot to combat the creature by pitting it against a bioengineered, 70-foot boa constrictor. (imdb)

Genres: Comedy, Sci-fi, Suspense/Thriller, Horror

Country: USA

Directed By: David Flores

Written By: Chase Parker, Sam Wells

Starring: David Hewlett, Kirk B.R. Woller, Jaime Bergman, Adam Kendrick, Angel Boris, Marianne Stanicheva

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Boa vs. Python belongs to 17 collections
1. B-Movie (public: moderated by Spunkie - 13 stars)
2. Worst of criticker (public: moderated by avgcrtckr - 4 stars)
3. Killer animals (public: moderated by whatismyname - 2 stars)
4. Giant Monster Movies (public: moderated by Grit - 1 star)
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