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Boardinghouse

Boardinghouse

1982
Horror
1h 38m
Resembling a cross between "The Amityville Horror" and a Playboy Playmates video, this film tells the terrifying tale of a cheesy video special effect that stalks bikini-clad women. In between scenes of them playfully splashing each other and wrestling with each other's bathing suit tops, they're murdered and/or terrorized by horrific hallucinations. (imdb)
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Boardinghouse

1982
Horror
1h 38m
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Rated 22 Apr 2020
80
77th
“Okay John(n) did you want the 35mm camera or this giant box of bikini briefs” This was so bonkers a guy teaches himself telekinetic powers and no one gives a shit.
Rated 12 Nov 2017
50
24th
After about 45 minutes of VHS gore and women pretending to act, my brain dissolved into a puddle of primordial soup. I don't remember much, but I woke up by Turnpike 78 with a bag of hammers and missing a kidney. I had a headache but at least I could move things with my mind.
Rated 10 May 2015
75
64th
One of these days I'll get around to watching the director's cut which is an HOUR LONGER.
Rated 12 Mar 2009
20
0th
One of the worst movies you'll ever see!
Rated 15 Mar 2018
10
1st
I don't think I was in the mood for this. Despite having a reasonably high tolerance level for campy trash, I found this unwatchably amateurish and my attention was drifting badly during the c. 95 min running time. It's too incoherent, although the director/writer/"star" was a bit of a character. There is a 157-minute cut of this - I don't think I have the strength to deal with it. Dreadful.
Rated 25 Jun 2018
23
5th
One or two decent kills doesn't come close to redeeming this turd. The not so special effects are hokey, the acting is nonexistent, the score is painful, directing and editing is embarrassingly bad. There quite a bit of nudity but the story is so poorly written it's not even worth it, not even for lovers of horror cheese.

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