Caligola: La storia mai raccontata

Quite mediocre. Best scene: underwater dildo attack.

Top badass moment? Whatever else you think of him, Caligula certainly knew how to host a party. Wine, women (mostly naked), song (although a bit limited as the electric guitar hadn’t been invented yet), men getting into fights (to the death), food (mostly just whole chickens and grapes though)… and a horse. (The version of the film I watched didn’t elaborate on the latter.) It's a shame Star Trek didn't base the Romulans on this version of the Romans. No cats, chainsaws or decapitations.