Catacombs

In a world where all doors lock from the outside, flashlight batteries last no longer than 30 minutes, and three penny-farthing spokes in the ankle don't hamper one's ability to run footloose and fancy-free through an endless labyrinth of bones...Pink's music still sucks.

Shannyn Sossamon and Pink? It was obvious but still I watched it. They should cast Banksy and Maradona for the sequel. Next, please.* Casting, Acting : 2 * Script : 1 * Directing, Aura : 1 * Ease of Viewing : 2 * Naked Eye : 2

This is one of those pretty awful movies with a GREAT ending. Its like they had an outline for the movie made just so they can do the end. Watch it on tv, Shannyn Sossamon is hot.

Absolutely, positively full of garbage. This was far from suspenseful and even farther from having an iota of horror. I found myself yawning and daydreaming more than watching this. Pink needs to stick to singing...which I'm not too crazy about either. -_-

Great story ruined by one of the worst movies I've seen in a long time. There are so many things wrong with this movie it just makes me angry thinking about them! 4 points because it's better than "Open Water" but not quite as good as, well, anything else.

Basically a scary B movie, made 10 years too late. After 5 minutes watching I already guessed the plot. A lot of screaming and moaning, shaking the camera, and running around. If you're really bored, watch it on TV or something.

So this girl goes into the catacombs underneath Paris and zzzzzzzzzzzz (1/5)

One of the worst movies I've seen in a good while. The acting is horrible all around and despite the movie taking place in Paris, you can pretty much tell when it's not in Paris a lot of the time. Uninteresting and definitely lacking in horror or even thrills, it's a pointless and empty attempt at being scary, unless you enjoy someone running in a corridor for one hour and screaming. That twist in the ending was so laughable that I can't believe someone thought it was a good idea at any point.

An uninspired plot with good enough follow through considering the shortcomings of the script and the premise. The only driving force behind this movie that keeps it from a crap sandwich is the fact that Sossamon is smoking hot.

Not as bad as some people think it is, not good by any stretch of imagination, though.

Interesting by its premise and its "Goataur".

Bad Movie

An alright Horror flick with a pretty damn good ending. The singer Pink plays a central role in this movie by the way.

SHit!!!!

The actors all look half asleep, the script looks non-existent, the dialogue is risible, the sound editing is awful. What's the point of this crap?