Cheaper by the Dozen

Nothing like the preceding Steve Martin movies. Just one giant woke piece of garbage. Even my kids thought the same.

At least Steve Martin playing selfish and neglectful still comes across as a loving husband and father; Zach Braff comes across as a smarmy asshole with no redeeming features. Despite the intricate narration, so many details are left unexplained. Why does Kate have no custody of the children? Why is a basketball scholarship such a casual thing that no one cares about? And most of all, why are there no financial worries despite the ridiculously profligate spending?

'The second you're an adult, all your problems go away.' Nopeeee, I don't believe that even for a sec.