ClownTown

While I'm not one to pound the table and demand exposition (the best horror always leaves much unexplained), this flick needed a shoelace tied to a reed anchored safely outside the morass of its shortcomings. You can offer some explanation for why the town's virtually empty, but -why- are there people dressing as clowns and killing non-clown people? And how long would you wait at a gazebo for someone else's cell phone to be delivered? I love underdogs, but... Better ways to waste your time.